Finish the current sentence!

I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 110
I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.
Multiple Miggs | 05/07/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 108
I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 106
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I’m about as happy as a dog with two dicks.
Multiple Miggs | 27/10/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 104
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I’m about as happy as Kid in a candy store
Mac | 26/06/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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I’m about as happy as Pig in shit
God | 02/07/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102

Finish a random sentence!

A spider just landed on my face and I screamed like I'd been
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A spider just landed on my face and I screamed like I'd been suplexed through a cattle grid
Gadzooks | 09/04/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 155
A spider just landed on my face and I screamed like I'd been employed to do the voice of Ned Flanders
Lang1702 | 09/04/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 126
A spider just landed on my face and I screamed like I'd been secretly hiding my gender for the past 21 years.
kevinbors | 09/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 69
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A spider just landed on my face and I screamed like I'd been subjected to pictures of Susan Boyle naked
Quadraspaz | 09/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
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A spider just landed on my face and I screamed like I'd been momentarily been encapsulated in my youth
Lang1702 | 09/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
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A spider just landed on my face and I screamed like I'd been told I would have to sit through a 89 hour Bieber - a - thon
Zeugma | 09/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 63