I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory

I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.

I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.

I’m about as happy as a dog with two dicks.

I’m about as happy as Kid in a candy store

I’m about as happy as Pig in shit

This Icelandic volcano is causing more disruption than a Megan Fox nipple slip

This Icelandic volcano is causing more disruption than an orchestra led by an octopus

This Icelandic volcano is causing more disruption than the Rapture did to my life plans

This Icelandic volcano is causing more disruption than **For legal reasons this message has been omitted due to a super injunction**

This Icelandic volcano is causing more disruption than four horses tied to each limb.

This Icelandic volcano is causing more disruption than the crazy frog did when he tried to start his motorbike in the outside lane of the M25 during rush hour...