I’m about as happy as...

I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 110
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I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.
Multiple Miggs | 05/07/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 108
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I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 106
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I’m about as happy as a dog with two dicks.
Multiple Miggs | 27/10/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 104
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I’m about as happy as Kid in a candy store
Mac | 26/06/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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I’m about as happy as Pig in shit
God | 02/07/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
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I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72
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I’m about as happy as Slag with a vape
Msl | 29/04/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 58
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I’m about as happy as prince andrew in a pizza parlour
Nathan | 16/04/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 56
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I’m about as happy as a vulture in a plague
WJ | 04/05/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 56
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I’m about as happy as A tranny getting a new pair of tits.
Brandon Fujikawa | 26/02/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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I’m about as happy as a icecream in a freezer
Hunter | 20/04/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 44
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I’m about as happy as a nonce in a primary school
greg | 29/05/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 35
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I’m about as happy as Prison lifer stuffing a newby in the prison wallet
Janick Rodrigue | 12/01/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 35
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I’m about as happy as a paedophile in a playground
D | 06/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 35
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I’m about as happy as Elton John getting shit faced
The Captain | 25/08/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 22
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I’m about as happy as Lucy
Alberto | 05/11/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
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I’m about as happy as Jimmy savil in a nursery
Meh | 13/08/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
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I’m about as happy as a fat kid in a candy store.
me | 06/03/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
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I’m about as happy as An apple
Davers | 15/09/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
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I’m about as happy as A prison lifer stuffing a newby's prison wallet
Jaja1313 | 02/01/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
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