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I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 118
I’m about as happy as Slag with a vape
Msl | 29/04/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 88
I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
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I’m about as happy as prince andrew in a pizza parlour
Nathan | 16/04/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as a vulture in a plague
WJ | 04/05/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66

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Jennifer Aniston has more ex boyfriends than
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Jennifer Aniston has more ex boyfriends than elton john, dale winton and george michael put together
s | 08/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43
Jennifer Aniston has more ex boyfriends than John Mayer has sold records...
2011 | 08/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32
Jennifer Aniston has more ex boyfriends than she has terrible movies on her resume
Chuck | 08/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 18
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Jennifer Aniston has more ex boyfriends than A queen bee
Eskimo Joe | 09/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 16