I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory

I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.

I’m about as happy as a dog with two dicks.

I’m about as happy as Pig in shit

I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.

I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard

That joke made me laugh so hard I almost had to suffocate a kitten to restore my equilibrium

That joke made me laugh so hard I almost think you almost certainly stole it from a certain well known inappropriate joke website

That joke made me laugh so hard I almost forgot it was about my small penis :(

That joke made me laugh so hard I almost certainly think you stole it from someone funnier than you.

That joke made me laugh so hard I almost made those adult nappies worth every penny

That joke made me laugh so hard I almost got kicked out that funeral