Finish the current sentence!

I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 110
I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 106
I’m about as happy as a dog with two dicks.
Multiple Miggs | 27/10/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 104
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I’m about as happy as Pig in shit
God | 02/07/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.
Multiple Miggs | 05/07/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 88
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I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87

Finish a random sentence!

That joke made me laugh so hard I almost
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That joke made me laugh so hard I almost had to suffocate a kitten to restore my equilibrium
Rowan | 03/02/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 190
That joke made me laugh so hard I almost think you almost certainly stole it from a certain well known inappropriate joke website
Zeugma | 04/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 130
That joke made me laugh so hard I almost forgot it was about my small penis :(
Mr Mistoffelees | 03/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 127
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That joke made me laugh so hard I almost certainly think you stole it from someone funnier than you.
Faroutman | 03/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 123
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That joke made me laugh so hard I almost made those adult nappies worth every penny
incontinent | 03/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 122
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That joke made me laugh so hard I almost got kicked out that funeral
Bob | 03/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 105