Finish the current sentence!

I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as prince andrew in a pizza parlour
Nathan | 16/04/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 104
I’m about as happy as a nonce in a primary school
greg | 29/05/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
I’m about as happy as a paedophile in a playground
D | 06/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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I’m about as happy as a vulture in a plague
WJ | 04/05/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 70

Finish a random sentence!

I like my women like I like my
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I like my women like I like my Pokémon. Paralyzed.
Joey Parmesian | 18/07/2017 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 138
I like my women like I like my ping pong balls - cheap, Asian and enjoy being slammed around for hours...
s | 14/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
I like my women like I like my my piss, wet and warm.
Weewee | 14/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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I like my women like I like my Final Fantasy XIII - beautiful, engaging and with a 20 hour tutorial
sammy | 14/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43
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I like my women like I like my bowling balls - hard, round and with room for three fingers
Bob | 14/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43
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I like my women like I like my Pokemon - loyal, cute and they can be put back in their ball on command
cobra | 14/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39