Finish the current sentence!

I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 120
I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 106
I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
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I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 78
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I’m about as happy as prince andrew in a pizza parlour
Nathan | 16/04/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
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I’m about as happy as Slag with a vape
Msl | 29/04/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 65

Finish a random sentence!

Sometimes being sat on the toilet with diarrhea feels more satisfying than
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Sometimes being sat on the toilet with diarrhea feels more satisfying than punching Amy Winehouse square in the face
Remember your words whore | 21/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 44
Sometimes being sat on the toilet with diarrhea feels more satisfying than Not sitting on the toilet with diarrhea
Greg | 16/03/2013 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32
Sometimes being sat on the toilet with diarrhea feels more satisfying than pushing out a dead hemorrhoid
harry | 21/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32
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Sometimes being sat on the toilet with diarrhea feels more satisfying than being told you are a Jedi whilst dismembering Jar Jar Binks
Gadzooks | 21/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29
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Sometimes being sat on the toilet with diarrhea feels more satisfying than giving someone a pearl necklace
Ahmed | 21/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 18
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Sometimes being sat on the toilet with diarrhea feels more satisfying than being told you have gall stones made of tingly mint
Sam | 21/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 16