Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like...

Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like the morning breath of the 2010 Rimming World Champion, hobo category...
Poostache | 04/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 215
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Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like not just any dump but a sumptuous smelling, perfectly ripe, 21 day matured M & S dump
anon | 04/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 98
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Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like smoked fillet of finest shoe leather money could buy
bob bober | 04/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 96
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Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like the Flash's nuts after a hard day of runnin!
crow_dreamer | 04/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 94
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Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like the putrified vomit of a sea urchin
Lang1702 | 04/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 92
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Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like their ass-hole needs an exorcism
Pj-Jim | 04/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
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Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like a gnome and a tramp cross bred and the mutant offspring was the culprit.
Hoggy | 04/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 78
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Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like a gangbang between sulphur dioxide and chloroform
Faroutman | 04/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 77
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Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like they may have eaten pears
EddieB | 05/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 67
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Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like mummified sloth corpses
roygbiv | 04/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 67
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Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like someone ate the rotten insides of a month dead badger
jon | 04/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
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Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like dinner time!
Overheat | 04/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62
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Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like an improvement actually....
Poostache | 04/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62
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Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like Michael Moore's gooch
Dennis | 04/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 58
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Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like the set of 2 girls 1 cup
Sicko | 04/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 58
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Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like teen spirit
Kurt.... from Glee | 04/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 56
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Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like the political structure of their anus has collapsed.
RB | 04/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 54
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Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like the inside of an Auschwitz "cinema"
oof | 04/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 54
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Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like the minge of a bubonic plague victim
Andy | 04/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like in the inside of the 30st man's bauble sack
tough gig | 04/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like George Michael's schlong after a night out
Gadzooks | 05/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like someone injected corpse fluid into my sinuses
vom | 04/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like freshly mown grass with a hint of lavender.
wally | 04/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43
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Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like someone took a dump in my shoe
theplank | 05/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43
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Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like yesterday's vomit
Nai | 04/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43
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Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like someone took a dump in my shoe.......naturally
skemPRATE | 04/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 41
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Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like the puss that comes out of the warts on your face
Faroutman | 05/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 33
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Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like they sold their ass to the devil
ynk | 04/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32
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Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like cheesy hamster
~H4H | 04/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 26
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Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like my web design abilities
Dave | 05/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 13
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Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like GG Allins jock strap
nolikeynolighty | 04/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 12
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