Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than...

Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than a cucumber in a womens prison
J-Roc | 27/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 608
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than a spastic's chin.
spider | 12/02/2016 | Permalink | MegaScore: 336
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than an otter's pocket
Zeugma | 06/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 276
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than a submarine's number plate
Mk | 25/10/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 205
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than a Nun in a candle shop
Jesus | 06/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 161
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than Stevie Wonder’s toilet seat
Russ P | 23/12/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 149
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than a mermaids minge
Mikey | 16/08/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 137
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than Harveys Bib
wear | 06/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 119
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than Dolphins asshole
Cletus | 09/07/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 105
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than my face after you said Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers
Mark | 06/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 103
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than an inappropriately signposted floor in a compensation ad.
DaveMcNulty | 06/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than my wank sock
we.are.same.brain | 06/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 96
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than a blind lesbian in a fish shop
SJMAKIN | 05/08/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 94
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than a bukkake enthusiast
Andy | 06/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 92
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than Stephen Hawkin’s shoulder.
AcS | 03/01/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 90
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than a dolphins chin
Steve | 08/08/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 89
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than I spent five minutes outside and now I'm wetter than the cinema seats after fifty shades.
Jeremy | 19/05/2015 | Permalink | MegaScore: 86
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than Emerald Weapon after a blast from Leviathan
Cloud | 06/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than My nans mattress
Micky | 21/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than Whitney Houston’s spliff.
AcS | 03/01/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 78
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than a Beaver's beaver
Nate | 10/02/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 76
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than A didgeridoo on corroboree
Dingo Eernie | 10/05/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 70
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than A cucumber in a convent.
Ghotieguide | 13/12/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 70
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than a prostitute in Seattle
Sister Christian | 10/12/2015 | Permalink | MegaScore: 64
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than I'm wetter than a fire hydrant in dog kennel
Cardiac | 14/10/2016 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than a mermaids purse!
Jiester | 23/11/2018 | Permalink | MegaScore: 61
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than a fish having some "personal time"
Gadzooks | 06/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than Kate Winslet at the Oscars
blub | 06/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 59
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than 2 mermaids scissoring
Snipeshow88 | 16/08/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 58
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than gay dolphins dingle berry.
Spuddy | 17/09/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 56
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than A glass blowers arse
GH | 05/09/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 54
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than the front row at a shamu show
Parachoc | 21/08/2018 | Permalink | MegaScore: 51
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than A lesbian in a locker room
Bambam | 20/07/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 50
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than Hairy turd trailing a hump back whale
Nebraska will | 01/03/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 50
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than that scene from "Her first squirt III"
Faroutman | 06/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 49
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than a fish in a wet t-shirt competition.
Southy | 06/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than Octopuses bellybutton
Boab | 23/09/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 47
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than a golden Shower fan under the urinals at Oktoberfest
Sandikarus | 04/10/2013 | Permalink | MegaScore: 45
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than the inside of a Super Soaker 4000
Bob | 06/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 45
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than A flamingos flip flop
Phily b | 01/10/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 44
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than Edward Cullen
EddieB | 06/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 41
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than An Arabs top lip
Dan | 29/07/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 38
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than Than peadophile priests pants in a playground
Noel Pattern | 29/09/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 36
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than Rolf Harris at a wiggles concert
Blind freddy | 24/05/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 35
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than your mom at a family reunion.
Spuddy | 17/09/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 35
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than your mum on date night
B Dawg | 18/12/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 35
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than Chaz Bono after (his) first trip to the strip bar.
Mike | 10/01/2013 | Permalink | MegaScore: 33
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than Jordan at ufc
Gav087 | 06/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than Houdini's underpants
Roy | 15/02/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 28
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than an Arsenal player having Kevin Nolan bear down on him
A. Carroll | 06/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 25
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than A fat guy fucking
Wazdog | 05/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 22
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than A nun on tuna Tuesday
Cadvoodoo | 21/10/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 16
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than a mans cucumber
cortland | 15/06/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 14
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than My wife’s tuna purse
Mr N Horwood | 08/01/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 14
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than A bitch ass hoe
Your mom | 20/01/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 11
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than Candice when I lick her cunt
Bazaa | 27/09/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 9
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than The pacific north west
Ak | 05/10/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
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